Speed It Up.

Robert Massimi.
Read Below… Golf ,Baseball and other sports need to pick it up.
Hurry Up! Sports Has a Time Problem
Golfers take ages to line up shots, baseball games last longer than ‘Godfather’ movies—it’s time to pick up the pace

Bryson DeChambeau lines up a putt on the fifth green during the third round of the Northern Trust at Liberty National Golf Club on Saturday. PHOTO: JARED C. TILTON/GETTY IMAGES

By Jason Gay
Aug. 12, 2019 8:06 am ET
We’ve pounded on this topic in the past, and we’re going to keep pounding, because it’s important, and we’re in a hurry, with lots and lots of stuff to do:

Everything in sports…is…taking…waaaaaaaay…too…long.

How many times do I have to say this? We live in an impatient, 5G, instant download, Amazon Prime society. Nobody can stand waiting anymore. We want what we want, when we want it, and when is usually two days ago.

Hour-long wait at a restaurant? You have to be kidding me.

Movie taking two minutes to buffer on the iPad? I think I might die.

Another 850-word sports column about sporting events taking too long? Cut to the chase, Jason!

We’re all so restless and in a rush. Have you been to a baseball game recently? You can fly in a hot-air balloon from Chicago to San Diego—and then take a covered wagon back across the Rockies—in the time it takes to play the average baseball game.

I’m serious. My neighbor took his 4-year-old to a double-header this summer. By the time they got home, the kid was 6.

(The Journal’s baseball czar Jared Diamond rolls his eyes when I make fun of baseball’s pace of play. But I know for a fact that Jared brings a Harry Potter book to the press box every game—and finishes it by the fourth inning.)

Baseball has tried to improve pace of play by experimenting with a pitch clock in spring games. PHOTO: CHRIS CARLSON/ASSOCIATED PRESS
College football is worse. College football games drag on longer than, well, college. If it runs into overtime, you can tack on a couple of years of graduate school, and a medical degree. Nick Saban grows a long, shaggy beard by the end of the average Alabama game.

Even tennis is trying to speed up. Chair umpires now warn players who take too long with the bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce before their serves, even if it means getting a laser death stare from Novak Djokovic. We just had a Wimbledon men’s final with a new tiebreaker format that cut the match down to…OK, that match still lasted almost five hours, it’s probably not the best example.

Perhaps the most chronic time offender is golf. A sport invented to ruin the weekends of reasonable human beings, golf is not tailored for accelerated modern life.

You need at least four hours to play 18 holes of golf, and that’s if you’re playing briskly. Four free hours? Who do you think I am, Jay Gatsby? Do you think leisure time exists in 2019? I have to take the kids to a birthday party, shop for organic cheese sticks at Trader Joe’s, get the car washed, and it turns out the cat may finally have to go to the vet for a hairball thing.

Four hours? I can give you 20 minutes. How much golf can we do?

Even golf pros think golf can go on too long. Witness the recent controversy around the young golf star Bryson DeChambeau, a wildly talented, tournament-winning 25-year-old who sometimes moves around a golf course like, well, a tortoise on Benadryl.

A viral video made the rounds this past weekend of DeChambeau preparing for a putt at the Northern Trust. DeChambeau looks at his putt from one angle. Then he looks from another angle. Then another. DeChambeau spends more time prepping for this putt than I did for my wedding and the birth of my children combined.

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Author: nobullwithragingrobert

Was a drama critic at Manhattan College. Wrote professionally for Bergen News, Sun Bulletin . Alpha Sigma Lambda, Beta Theta. Has seen over 600 shows worldwide, has published both on Theater and Politics. Avid reader on many subjects and writers. Chief Drama critic for Metropolitan magazine. Writes for Jerrick media, American conservative, The City Journal and Reason magazine. Has produced shows both on and off Broadway.

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